baklavabaklava ([info]baklavabaklava) wrote,
@ 2008-04-03 19:12:00
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What Not to Bring In to Malaysia.

When you cross from Singapore into Malaysia they have some signs showing you what you're allowed and not allowed to bring in (you can bring in a "reasonable amount" of fresh fruit, for example). One of the items though is "pornographic magazines", and it shows a photo of a stack of back issues of Playboy and some other porno mags. So my question is, how did they get ahold of these magazines to illustrate it? Hmm!

Also, the Orginal Ryan B has been boycotting the Republic of Singapore in favour of the Kingdom of Cambodia for many years now on the basis that "they won't let you chew gum in Singapore"- and smacking his lips around and gnawing on sticky sweet chewing gum is one of the Original Ryan B's Original Famous Pastimes (or Famous Original Pastimes). Well, Mr B, I took a look at the regulations the other day, and they say you can bring in gum if it is "dental gum" or contains nicotine. So... it looks like you're covered! CHOMP CHOMP SMACK





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Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...
[info]baklavabaklava
2008-04-04 12:26 pm UTC (link)
You'll have to take it up with customs. Vegan Dan told them it was "reasonable" to import five dozen soggy samosas acquired in the Vancouver, B.C. area into the United States... but the law thought otherwise... yes, V.D. was forced to eat them ALL on the spot!

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